Tag, or, An Exercise in Intellectual Hedonism

So I was tagged a while back by the love of my life for this, and I never really got around to it (thing were....well, busy), and then my dan-dinh tapped me with this. So I'll give you girls what you want. Just this once, though.

The question being, "Which Ten Fictional Characters Would You Sleep With Given That All Previous Commitments And Guidelines For Sexual Conduct Have Been Suspended?"

(in no particular order)

1. Yvaine, the star from Stardust
2. Sam, Natalie Portman's character from Garden State
3. Gretchen Ross, Jenna Malone's character from Donnie Darko
4. Samantha Black Crow, from American Gods
5. Laura Chapman, Emmy Rossum's character from The Day After Tomorrow (Yes, the movie was terrible. Emmy Rossum, however, was not.)
6. Door, from Neverwhere
7. Hunter, from Neverwhere
8. Ana, Sarah Polley's character from Dawn of the Dead
9. Petra Arkanian, from Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, and so on
10. Jill Valentine, from Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Shameless, yes. Also sexy.)

Also, you're meant to tag 5 people, but I really don't care to. So take that, system!